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IF WORLD WAR ONE WAS A BAR FIGHT -


TAGS: posted on the net in august 2010 credited to nico as far as i can search back clever analogy
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by flint

wulflyng - April 10, 2013, 3:15 pm
And that's why Canada doesn't drink.
agdaniele - November 9, 2010, 12:54 am
You should drink. Taking this way too seriously.
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am
It's like an individual who doesn't give a crap when his friend harms someone but whem that someone comes for revenge, suddenly it's "Oh no, you can't do that"
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am
I'm probably taking this too seriously, but I never could understand why countries got into it on Serbia's side knowing full well that Serbia murdered Austria's crown prince, his wife and their unborn child.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 8:21 pm
LOL! WW2 would read about the same... adding the japanese out in the bar parking lot, keying the americans' cars.
pzykosiz - November 8, 2010, 5:09 pm
very nice. 5L's
5150monkeylove - November 8, 2010, 3:57 pm
This is absolute gold! 5 smashed bottles! I laughed so hard through the whole thing, tears were coming out. May WW2 be just as good. Added to favs as well.
hootizz - November 8, 2010, 3:50 pm
Man, this is the best.., love it..!! can not wait to read the WW2 version...
slumstyle - November 8, 2010, 3:43 pm
haha nice! Now try ww2 =P


THE FORCE IS POWERFUL - But does not stand a chance against Google


TAGS: force powerful google search androids
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Budog

KaneKrueger - September 29, 2011, 12:24 am
This is not the google you're using.


MAN O MAN -


TAGS: perfect man search finished mariand
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by mariand

nicholsjoshua15 - February 1, 2014, 2:11 pm
May imperfect women should stop looking for the perfect man, besides if they found him he would be too good for her and deserve better!
steve1961 - June 6, 2012, 11:32 am
I'm afraid they'll have to bomb someone else with their PMS-I'm spoken for;)
mariand - June 6, 2012, 7:55 am
WOW, steve... now all the women around here it will bomb you with PMs...lol
steve1961 - June 6, 2012, 3:56 am
I dunno but the perfect man sure sounds a lot like me and I assure you I do exist;)
gas - June 5, 2012, 1:58 pm
hehe.. reminds me a Muchachito song (será mejor -it will be better-): "the day you'll love me I quit smoking, the day you'll love me I stop doing drugs, the day you'll love me I stop toasting... well you'd better not love me no more!"


RCMP -


TAGS: canadian police search drugs fail
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - January 23, 2015, 8:24 pm
Oh be honest cannabal...you just love me for what I have hidden in my shed!
Cannabal - January 23, 2015, 6:16 pm
I LOVE YOU, PRISSY!
MissPriss - January 12, 2015, 10:02 pm
Thanks Mr. Gary, but, what did you think 'bout the poster?
MissPriss - January 12, 2015, 10:01 pm
Thanks from the Great White North 'sod.
GaryO - January 10, 2015, 8:26 am
cute
Oldsod - January 10, 2015, 7:15 am
COOOOOO, loo-coo-coo-cu-coo-coo-coo; COOOOOO, loo-coo-coo-cu-coo-coo-coo! 5 cases of Elsinore, eh?


EXPERIMENTATION -




GOVERNMENT ASSISTANCE -


TAGS: cavity search tsa homeland security
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Peso

Reality Lord - April 13, 2011, 11:18 am

yo Airman, got a letter from Aunt Bob today. said he's applying for this job.


MASKS -


TAGS: blue skin searched through passed
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

djinnyf - March 30, 2012, 10:12 am
Wow... demotivationnal and absolutely romantique...... xx
5150monkeylove - December 10, 2011, 12:13 pm
I have always admired your work. from your first poster on. very artistic
5150monkeylove - December 10, 2011, 12:13 pm
I have always admired your work. from your first poster on. very artistic


HEARTACHE -


TAGS: lose somebody searching reasons answers
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

ElleWhyInIn - January 1, 2012, 11:40 pm
I love this. I just lost my Grandfather on 12/28 and my dad only has hours left. This is extremely powerful. Thank you for this perfection


HELLO -




SEARCH HISTORY - If your friend has an empty search history... DONT SHAKE HIS HAND!




THE DESTRUCTION OF THE DEATH STAR LEFT A LOT OF PEOPLE WITHOUT A JOB -




SEARCH ENGINES - I Googled "who gives a shit" and my name wasn't in the results.


TAGS: computer search insults
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - February 23, 2013, 8:12 pm
Love making ya laugh Sho!
Sho - February 23, 2013, 3:06 am
LMAO


HEY LOOK AT ME -


TAGS: desperation recognition search social media
Rating: 4.8/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 1, 2012, 2:04 pm
Ju5t a little rough on the belly flop, but excellent execution.
bloodgun - December 29, 2011, 1:03 am
he's going going going , 10 from all the judges


DRAGON COSTUME : 50$ -


TAGS: dear gentlemen look what i have aquired in my search of the internet
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by MrRandom

Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 23, 2010, 12:06 am
Random likes Fat chicks.....Stop lurking!!!!
Me_ - April 16, 2010, 1:19 pm
Dont Eat The Brown Acid
SerpentMaster - April 15, 2010, 10:25 pm
i love it
GreyScorpion - April 15, 2010, 9:48 pm
priceless!!, 5L
spacedog - April 15, 2010, 9:11 pm
5 hits of the dragon. Too funny.
JackFace - April 15, 2010, 8:57 pm
Can't.............stop.....laughing!!! 5L!!
rerun - April 15, 2010, 8:55 pm

holy smokes. that is amsome


FAPTASTIC -


TAGS: cubby research
Rating: 4/5

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BoneCD - January 22, 2010, 12:53 pm
Excellent...better than what I was going to post, so I bow to the master and refrain from posting!


THE INTERNET -


TAGS: google search page internet linkfox101113 racist why are black people so loud
Rating: 2.83/5

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pktk - March 5, 2011, 10:35 pm
and why are sperm small and mobile?
pktk - March 5, 2011, 10:34 pm
I looked up 'Why are' and the first two things were: Why are people gay?(Thats kinda rude
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 6:12 pm
lol "Why are there school."


THIS GUY - Should not have a see-through window on his door


TAGS: fap research manager
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by MrMikez

karlingall - March 28, 2010, 8:56 am
i wonder wat this guy gets paid for overtime 5l


BETTER YET! -


TAGS: tsa bodysearch commando kilt
Rating: 4.9/5

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fred - November 22, 2010, 6:34 pm
Clever! Though disturbing...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2010, 11:56 am
meh...they're a bunch of girls over there.....Good to see you Sick.....or was that "sick to see you...good"?
sickartist - November 22, 2010, 11:53 am
It would be my only one on Politifake, but why not?
rerun - November 22, 2010, 10:11 am

funny, could be posted at politifake.org as well


BACKYARD SAFARI -


TAGS: grass search pith weed whacker
Rating: 4.62/5

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Verdeckt - June 24, 2011, 8:44 pm
Been there... 5 snakes in the grass


RETIREED D. I. -




NEXT GOOGLE SEARCH -


TAGS: google search jokes internet canadian eunuchs cruise ship motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.82/5

More motifakes by ronsart

aesop's folly - November 3, 2009, 6:04 pm
hmmm.... They're with stupid?
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 12:25 am
I'd say don't spread the stereotype, but we already do everyday.
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:24 am
LMAO! i know a guy with that exact ride
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:24 am
Awwwwwwwww.
Chopperliscious - November 2, 2009, 12:21 am
Awwww. I'm a lumberjack and I'm okaaaay. Welcome to CanadUH - we are so tough, we ride Honda Vespas with floral seat covers!
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:17 am
well i can't say the one without balls because that just wouldn't me specific enough
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:14 am
Who? Tell me, tell me!!!
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:13 am
I guess you know who the boss is there
WTFO - November 1, 2009, 11:22 pm
Truly outstanding, Ron. 5 milk-bag carrying lions.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 12:04 am
Hey Mods ... get out yer banning paddles. An' be quick aboot it.
spacedog - October 31, 2009, 11:04 pm
Look out it's Mooford LOL!
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 10:15 pm
For the thing about your wife of for quoting American Pie? I assume Canadians hate those movies.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 31, 2009, 10:13 pm
I will kill you both!
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 10:11 pm
I can answer that! This one time at band camp...
MrRandom - October 31, 2009, 10:08 pm
Think about that for a second. Do you really want that answered?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 31, 2009, 10:06 pm
How do you know my Wife Ron?


GOOGLE -




TIMMY -


TAGS: google wrong search undaunted
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Feasibly - February 22, 2012, 10:45 am
LOL!


GOOGLE -




THE JURY IS IN... - It has been determined that flies do NOT have balls.


TAGS: funny fly research
Rating: 3.18/5

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rerun - July 12, 2010, 8:23 pm

the real question...do fly balls have baseball games?
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 8:03 pm
I beg to differ.... check a male next time.


GOOGLE - Now with more results than God


TAGS: google god search
Rating: 3.14/5

More motifakes by Death

aesop's folly - November 5, 2009, 5:04 pm
old shit
Derek - November 5, 2009, 4:01 pm
Should we burn our computers?


THE NOBLEST SEARCH IS THE SEARCH FOR EXCELLENCE - You might not be happy with what you find...




APARTMENT SEARCH -


TAGS: apartment search humor
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 23, 2013, 12:18 am
That is the honest to God truth. I drew out a cartoon recently about this very issue. Yours is easier to comprehend, lol.


Monkeys -




MOTIFAKE - Most Of The Time It Starts With A Picture That Flashes Into Your Mind!


TAGS: searching the web for your next pic
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by forseti

Roadkill - May 21, 2010, 2:29 am
Brilliant!
mitroim - April 30, 2010, 2:11 pm
Very nice! 5L!
forseti - April 30, 2010, 1:21 pm
Thank you and special thx to GS again for his grammar help ;)
Faceplant31 - April 30, 2010, 12:39 pm
Very nice pic and caption combo foreskinny!


PSYCHIC GOOGLE - Yes. Yes. No. Really? Yes. No. No. Probably. Yes. What?


TAGS: sarah jessica parker google search psychic
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 3:17 am
Mooooo noticed him right out of the gates... first day. I still maintain that he pulled off a miracle... avoiding bashing from both moooo and myself.
MrRandom - December 5, 2009, 3:05 am
Okay, maybe not the first one, but the first one where we really started noticing him.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 1, 2009, 1:53 pm
Well done!
agdaniele - October 31, 2009, 3:04 am
I know... I love when a motifake becomes an exception to the rule.
MrRandom - October 31, 2009, 3:02 am
Would have just been a bad hey look what I found, but the caption goes perfectly with it. Great one.
agdaniele - October 31, 2009, 3:01 am
I love it!


WORST DOCTOR - yada yada yada putting words ehre


TAGS: doctor funny comedy i was bored and listening to george carlin while searching google randomly
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Joshy8632

Iseult2 - February 8, 2012, 9:31 pm
TARDIS stands for Time And Relative Dimensions in Space, and its camouflage mechanism got stuck in that shape, as a Police Public Telephone Box with a nonfunctional phone in the time period when those were common and he never got around to fixing it.
Me_ - January 4, 2010, 4:56 pm
So what is with all the plain looking females side kicks?
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:10 pm
They should have tried that with Daren from Bewitched. lol
Joshy8632 - January 3, 2010, 2:08 pm
You see each time the "Doctor" get seriously injured he has to regenerate and in doing so he takes on a new form and personality. Talk about flawless story telling in my opinion.
Joshy8632 - January 3, 2010, 2:08 pm
Actually 2 hearts. And yes he's a Time Lord AKA time traveller who uses a TARDIS (It's looks like a phone booth) to travel through time. ANd come to think of it David Tennant is no longer Dr. Who. Since Jan 1st it's Matt Smith now.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:03 pm
That's badass. lol Makes me wish I had watched the show. Isn't that the one where the guy is a time traveler with like four hearts?
Joshy8632 - January 3, 2010, 1:59 pm
It's David Tennant the guy that plays Doctor Who in the new remake. It's a double joke for Dr. Who fans.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 1:34 pm
The empty space at the bottom kinda threw me off, but that's a great Carlin quote...and the pictured gentleman seems to be holding a probe of some kind. 4.5/5 If I could get these lions to cooperate...Fuck it, I'll round up.


POLACKS -




STEM CELL RESEARCH - Science is Satan's Handiwork Jesus Decides When You Die Be Grateful or You're Going to Hell


TAGS: stem cell research bible jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 1.42/5

More motifakes by gonepostal42

Porcelina - November 23, 2008, 12:14 am
Just out of curiosity, what religion ARE you? If you really are an atheist... What's your logic. Just apathy?
WTFO - November 23, 2008, 12:13 am
Spell check on myself: make that "like a fart" drop the "s". Spelling nazis can move on, thank you.
WTFO - November 23, 2008, 12:11 am
Personnally, I don't care what religion people believe in but LogicDude is right you ain't funny. Your opinion is like a farts, no matter how hard you try, it still won't amount to shit.
LogicDude - November 11, 2008, 11:30 am
Yes...you have just one long unfunny - not one iota - theme. We get it already. You're against Christians. NEXT!!!
gonepostal42 - November 11, 2008, 3:11 am
just for the record, that's sarcastic. Check out the rest of my posts...there's a common theme
Merlin - November 10, 2008, 11:39 pm
Bwahahah! Oh, fuck, that's funny an- wait, you're serious? Ahh, who gives a shit what crock you believe in, I'm gonna do who and what I please, and science it up!
Dante - November 7, 2008, 12:15 pm
IF I AM GOING TO HELL I MIGHT AS WELL DO WHAT I WANT AND ENJOY THE RIDE!!!
Dante - November 7, 2008, 12:14 pm
(Cap lock Time.)


SAFE SEARCH: OFF - Kids these days will never know the joy of finding an unlabelled video tape.




SEARCH - We all keep on searching for something we will never find


TAGS: search
Rating: 4.5/5

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CHILDREN -


TAGS: who knew researching for the assignment of the day could get you in so much trouble
Rating: 4.47/5

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R.S.Jake - March 16, 2010, 10:23 am
Oh, well today I am loggin in from my new "room" at the jail house...you don't want to know what it cost me to use the computer...
agdaniele - March 15, 2010, 11:23 pm
Well?!?!? What happened next?
Faceplant31 - March 15, 2010, 3:58 pm
Amsome Jake. 5 Hava seats fo u!
GreyScorpion - March 15, 2010, 3:56 pm
LOL!! I think maybe it was your IP was already on their watch list. 5L


I HAVE TRAVELED THE WORLD - In search of all that was missing in my life only to return home and find it.


TAGS: self search finding
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by ponderous

ponderous - April 2, 2012, 4:34 pm
Actually, yeah.
spypengen - April 2, 2012, 9:12 am
so you've traveled accros the land searching far and wide


GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH -




PREGNANT ANGEL - May she protect all the men and women of Air Force Search and Rescue


TAGS: pj pararescue search and rescue military
Rating: 3.53/5

More motifakes by IllicoPresto

IllicoPresto - February 7, 2010, 4:06 pm
This is an in-joke. As an ARRS pilot and who worked with PJs for many years, we all called her "The Pregnant Angel." Do your own homework.
GreyScorpion - February 3, 2010, 12:12 pm
Dear Ms rexlyn, we all respect what the PJ's do, but this is a humor site, not a fact based site. Thank you for stopping by.
rexlyn - February 3, 2010, 12:02 pm
As a wife of a PJ, I know quite a bit about this angel and who drew her. She is not pregnant...she is holding the world (a globe) as it's protector. Please do research before posting something. "SO OTHERS MAY LIVE" they give their lives.


GOOGLE: "DON'T BE EVIL" - sometimes the exception proves the rule




OBAMA -


TAGS: obama google search suggestions
Rating: 2.34/5

More motifakes by Luke

WTFO - November 6, 2009, 12:04 am
From me at least. Besides, I don't want anyone to confuse you with the hater. BTW, do you have any more cow bell?
MrRandom - November 5, 2009, 11:52 pm
I get respect?
WTFO - November 5, 2009, 11:51 pm
I had to try it, and this isn't faked. Google comes up with something very similar. BTW, Random (the one with out the respect of "Mr." in front), are you still blaming Bush for everything. Obama isn't fixing anything, he's destroying the Constitution.
Billy - November 5, 2009, 10:46 pm
BRAVO! 5 STARS!
agdaniele - November 4, 2009, 8:12 pm
Junk. Pure junk.
Me - November 4, 2009, 2:23 pm
Isn't there a politifake site for things like this?
Random - November 4, 2009, 2:18 pm
You americans gave Bush 8 years to fuck everything up, and your suprised that its taking Obama longer then 6 months to clean it all up.


Hidden -


TAGS: i searched the world over and i thought wrong
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - March 30, 2014, 8:58 pm
Gawd...I'm at teh age now where if I don't put stuff in the same place each time (usually cargo pockets), I'll never find it. 5'd and Faved!
MissPriss - March 30, 2014, 7:07 pm
A 5L Greeny for not mentioning the time I managed to lock all 3 keys in the car, with it running and of course locked. Dammit, did I just type that out loud?
Airman - March 30, 2014, 1:26 pm
a great way to annoy others is to find your car in a big parking lot by hitting the panic button on your remote
spacedog - March 30, 2014, 11:41 am
Ha! Keys are the worst. Well except for the one time I couldn't find the car. Lost my 5hit that day.


Google Safe Search -




Answers -




this labor day -




google search catheter - did you mean twilight? -


TAGS: google search catheter twilight is everywhere
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 19, 2013, 10:19 am
I Photoshoped it using a hyperbole; basically, everywhere you go there Twilight is.
EmilioDumphque - October 18, 2013, 6:02 pm
That's not what I get, in five tries. It is probable that Google suggests things similar to your recent searches.


Pear of Anguish -




Knock Knock -




THAT SUPREME MOMENT - When your website first appears In Google's Autocomplete




Odds Are -


TAGS: luck opportunity lost missed searching
Rating: 4.82/5

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MissPriss - July 26, 2013, 2:18 pm
That's okay ghoul (muffled teehee) I'm not afraid of snakes!
falloutghoul - July 26, 2013, 8:01 am
Sorry, Priss. You rolled Snake-Eyes.


WHAT HE/SHE WANTS -




LABORATORY ANIMALS -




INSANELY RICH -


TAGS: steph boyfriend search
Rating: 4.68/5

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rerun - March 3, 2011, 8:56 pm

here
rerun - March 3, 2011, 8:56 pm

I wonder how many e-mail hits she will get from this being posted her
Mahomygod - March 3, 2011, 8:52 pm
Insanely rich? Will 1 out of 2 do ok?
Airman - March 3, 2011, 5:45 pm
it didn't come through very well.. it actually says 19 to 26
Greeny - March 3, 2011, 4:23 pm
13 to 26? Crap, I'm out


TIMMIES 1,000,000TH REJECT - Timmies assemble the smartest of their kind to embark on a mission- Find the elusive post that finally gets them on Motifake The guy in front: another Timmy


TAGS: timmy futile search
Rating: 4.4/5

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agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 2:41 am
Well played. 5L


SEARCH ENGINES -


TAGS: chocolate search engines
Rating: 3.13/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

Derek - November 27, 2009, 3:19 pm
Social networking - in chocolate flavour (and it makes more sense)
ronsart - November 27, 2009, 12:06 pm
My 5


Q - Questionably Quirky, Quivering With Queer, Quab While Quackling, Quaesitum For A Quasi.


TAGS: oddly strange while shaking with indifference of maturity while suffocating and searching for a meaning xp a poet i am
Rating: 3.05/5

More motifakes by Treehodger

TrueGrave - February 9, 2012, 3:21 pm
4Ls for your retaliation rhyme, made me chuckle :)
Treehodger - January 20, 2010, 2:11 am
For those who do not understand what this means, try looking at the tags. Although accurate, a word or two must be inferred from the true meaning to make the general point across.
snyderguyz - January 8, 2010, 7:27 am
You forgot Quisp - the world's most awesome cereal - it's a 70's thing.
Treehodger - January 8, 2010, 3:02 am
Wha... Hesh, ehhh! 1/5 Lions?? Man you guys have no love for poets. Fine. "Here I Sit, Broken Hearted, Tried To Shit, But Only Farted, Here I Stand, A Little Depressed, I Force A Fart, But Shit My Pants." HAPPY?! XD


HANNAH MONTANA - Yes. You are now less popular than a taco.


TAGS: hannah montana taco tacos google search
Rating: 2.48/5

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Cubby Fan - June 16, 2009, 6:57 pm
I would like to lick her taco.
pedobear - December 22, 2008, 1:53 am
I would eat her taco and the stick it in her butt and pussy and when i came I'd do so on her face
fatty - November 11, 2008, 5:53 pm
Tacos rule
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 27, 2008, 11:17 am
Everything but burritos is going to score negatively compared to tacos. Maybe even pot, sex, and Star Wars. Of course, Star wars is the taco of movie franchises, so that doesn't count.
Anakun - August 27, 2008, 9:50 am
use google compare much easier than this


THE X-PLANES - Smokin'.


TAGS: aviation x planes airplanes research science
Rating: 2.31/5

More motifakes by okami

Borp - July 4, 2009, 4:46 pm
X-3 FTW. Now if it'd had decent engines. . .


WIKIPEDIA - Because close does in fact work with more than horseshoes and hand grenades.




The answer -


TAGS: another fifth of hangover research
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - May 22, 2017, 5:51 am
Excellent, UP yours
mizzdizz - May 21, 2017, 9:49 pm
I prefer Mr. Jameson or the Capt., both of which are very tasty! Only trouble with trying to drown those problems...them little suckers know how to SWIM! ^!
Silverheart - May 21, 2017, 2:02 pm

I was hanging out with Jack last night. Now I'm hanging over with him. Jack can go home anytime now!
lgvernon - May 21, 2017, 9:57 am

I'm always looking for Jack. I hear he's a good-lookin' SOB.


Searching -


TAGS: ego avatar search dog food
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - December 17, 2015, 7:41 pm
lol
GaryO - December 17, 2015, 8:56 am
Tis better to have eaten something and thrown it up...and eaten it again...than never to have eaten it at all....WOOF


Inquisitive -


TAGS: question answer research truth fear
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - July 12, 2015, 8:40 am
love this'n


SCIENCE! -


TAGS: spock research important questions
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - March 16, 2015, 2:17 am
LOL!! And I thought I was bad at math!!!!! Well, I am, but that makes ME look like Einstien! 5L!
Oldsod - March 14, 2015, 10:35 pm
Don't blame me...it was a British study. Probably by the same folks that determined that the name "Gary" will be nonexistent in 50 years or so.
MissPriss - March 14, 2015, 8:40 pm
'sod...that's 5L illogical!


Nowadays -


TAGS: internet search bust wtf
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

mizzdizz - December 11, 2014, 5:43 pm
I enjoy google [email protected]#k ups when they happen, but yes, normally the wife would not be amused!!! LOL!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 11, 2014, 1:02 am
What's worse when you're trying something different for dinner, your wife suggests Chinese cuisine . . . . "Asian dishes" is NOT what you want to type.
mizzdizz - December 10, 2014, 10:00 pm
ROTFL!!!!!! I wonder what, 'choking on coffee' would kick up, and do I really want to know?!!!
Thedge - December 10, 2014, 2:59 pm
Told my Mom, she was looking for a picture of me... try to google water sports, Black Warrior, River... Mulberry Fork. She was not amused, very much not amused. 5'd.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 10, 2014, 10:35 am
Lol! You're having way too much fun with Google this morning, Gar. XD
GaryO - December 10, 2014, 8:50 am
Heh, the wife, looking for recipes, googled ‘gramma’s cookies’.....now in my favs.


Alzheimer's research -




Recession -




T.M.I. -


TAGS: google search funny suggestions wtf tmi awol
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

JesusWept - December 21, 2015, 9:31 pm
LOL x 5


Scientific Research -




Down the Rabbit Hole -


TAGS: research study philosophy internet goals
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

EmilioDumphque - January 16, 2016, 2:42 pm
If you do research to prove something, you'll only seem to prove it, rejecting any information that contradicts your preconceived result. That's bad science, the kind the Nazis used.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 15, 2016, 2:23 am
Glad you liked.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 15, 2016, 2:22 am
True, true. But it doesn't help if they've built the library on a major faultline :D
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 15, 2016, 2:20 am
Thank you :-)
MissPriss - January 14, 2016, 12:26 pm
ytehctorc re5 eurt oot A. Confused? That was clearly my goal...teehee.
Greeny - January 14, 2016, 7:11 am
I thought that's why libraries had all those little nooks & crannie5!
GaryO - January 14, 2016, 7:03 am
n-i-c-e


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Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - January 4, 2015, 5:14 pm

Perverse. That's perverse to you, bub.
GaryO - January 4, 2015, 4:29 pm
Well gee, Vernie, didn’t know you’d installed that inverse image app. Appreciate it.
lgvernon - January 4, 2015, 4:16 pm

This is actually me, guys. I did photoshop my curves to less eye-popping proportions. It's so hard to be brainy and this gorgeous, too. You have no idea what I go through...
GaryO - January 4, 2015, 4:07 pm
Tag less ‘luggage’. Thank you Hanes, but there is definitely junk in that trunk, and those bolt-ons ain’t foolin’ nobody...better check though.
Greeny - January 4, 2015, 9:05 am
hey now, this unabashed targeting of my brethren is not taken lightly; especially when they are probably quite heavy.
Sho - January 4, 2015, 9:00 am
Her body on this one is heavily photoshopped but she still gorgeous and very curvy
Oldsod - January 4, 2015, 7:10 am
True. She could be hiding anything in there...silicone...gelignite...undeclared watermelons...
concern3 - January 4, 2015, 3:28 am
And no man or woman on earth can blame them. You can't be too careful when it comes national security'


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TAGS: internet search never ending
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

Thedge - December 12, 2014, 2:55 pm
Dixie Gun Works, West Tennessee, if they don't have 'em, they have reproductions.
GaryO - December 12, 2014, 10:16 am
S-o-o-o-o, yer not gonna mention JLO, leaning over the fender, wearing nothing but a wiring harness on page 17?
Greeny - December 12, 2014, 6:14 am
Look up Rockwell JLO engine wiring diagrams - found what I wanted after 23 pages of Jennifer Lopez
EmilioDumphque - December 12, 2014, 2:38 am
Try looking for spears, like the kind they used to use in Brittany.
mizzdizz - December 11, 2014, 5:31 pm
Emilio! I detect a fellow explorer of the unique and odd things that Google provides when searching for the answer to a simple question! Great way to spend a lazy day!
GaryO - December 11, 2014, 3:36 pm
Nope. and I've made it a rule to not search for anything with the word 'homo'in there somewhere. But that's just me.
EmilioDumphque - December 11, 2014, 11:43 am
Then you've never searched for something obscure among the homographs.
GaryO - December 11, 2014, 9:16 am
Yeah, no. Page number two is, well, number two. And I've never felt lucky, either.


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